Cocktail Hour

We have a full agenda tonight: spring trip planning, accounting, returning gear, slide show, dinner, darts in the Village. But no issue is more important than what we are drinking. Although I am bringing enough beer for everyone, The Mixologist (above center, not the shaggy one) is offering his usual array of fancy drinks. Here are your choices tonight.

SLIPPERY DICKEL
1 1/2 oz George Dickel® Tennessee whiskey
3/4 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
3/4 oz lime juice
1 tsp grenadine syrup
Shake ingredients with a glassful of broken ice, and pour unstrained into an old-fashioned glass.

DICKEL AND DEW
1 part George Dickel® Tennessee whiskey
2 parts Mountain Dew® citrus soda
Shake ingredients with a glassful of broken ice, and pour unstrained into an old-fashioned glass.

DICKEL TICKLE
1 oz George Dickel® Tennessee whiskey
3/4 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1/2 oz Pimm's® gin
1/4 oz lime juice
4 oz lemonade
Pour into an ice-filled highball glass, and serve.

GEORGE AND GINGER
2 oz George Dickel® Tennessee whiskey
2 oz ginger
Pour george dickel over ice into a tall glass. Add ginger ale, and stir.

SALTY BALLS
1 1/2 oz vodka
2 oz orange juice
fill with grapefruit juice
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 pinch salt
Salt the rim of a Collins glass. Fill with ice, pour vodka along with the OJ. Fill the rest of the glass with grapefruit juice, and float midori melon liqueur on top.

BLUE BALLS
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz sweet and sour mix
1 dash Sprite® soda
Mix all ingredients. Chill with ice and strain into a shooter glass!

BRASS BALLS
1/3 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur
1/3 oz peach schnapps
1/3 oz pineapple juice
Mix the three, and chill'em. Then pour and serve.

BUSHMAN'S BALLS
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz Cape Velvet® cream liqueur
2 drops Nachtmusiek® chocolate liqueur
Pour the banana liqueur into a shot glass. Layer the Cape Velvet cream liqueur on top. Add two drops of Nachtmusiek or other chocolate liqueur on top of the Cape Velvet cream liqueur, and serve.

BALD PUSSY (order this if you're leaving early)
1 1/2 shots melon liqueur
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot Absolut® vodka
1 shot triple sec
1 1/2 shots blueberry schnapps
1 splash lime juice
1 splash 7-Up® soda
Pour ingredients over ice in a highball glass and shake.

BLUE MOTHERFUCKER #2
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
4 - 5 oz 7-Up® soda
Shake all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.