Webmaster: we have hacked into the site because you haven't done squat in like 3 months. If you want to keep your job, these are our demands for the Spring Trip.
1. Another river that looks like this.
2. All Camo Busch in the coolers.
3. A pre-trip meeting at a neutral (Brown's) site.
That's it. And if you don't, we're going to drop a 9-Man Log on your dog.