Friday, August 11, 2006

Testing Positive

Kirly's disqualification from the Wilson County Demolition Derby is the third big doping story of the summer. Three athletes, three excuses.

"There are literally hundreds of ways testosterone can be high. It could be something I ingested. I'm also taking cortisone shots for my hip. The whole system is flawed."

"It was sabotage. My massage therapist rubbed me with a testosterone cream without my knowledge. I hope they have the guts to come forward and admit what they did."

"I have huge balls. I've always had really big balls and you don't have to be a doctor to know that's going to mean more testosterone. I am a doctor, by the way."

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