Meeting Reminder

Don't forget that the Pre-Trip Meeting is next week.  Thursday, April 5 at 7:00 pm.  Upstairs at McDougal's Chicken Coop on Belcourt Ave.

Believe it or not, there will be some real planning at this meeting, including the serious tasks of choosing what section of the Current River we're going to float and picking our campsites.  And you will all be a part of it.  It's true those things usually happen magically on their own and there are some drawbacks to revealing how the process works.  You don't take the frog apart to see what makes him croak. 

But on almost every previous trip we had already paddled the section of river we were going on and we knew exactly where the best campsites were.  The only exception, besides the Chicago River which was a day trip, was the Green River in 2007 and that was a white-knuckler.  You may recall the river was high and there were zero places to pull over, much less camp.  Lunch was on a tiny spit of gravel in the middle of the river.

When we finally found what looked like a decent place to camp, it was earlier than we wanted to stop but we were wise to take it.  The next morning we didn't pass a single gravel bar before the take-out.

Since we don't know where any of the campsites are on this trip, we're going to all share the risk of paddling for miles in the dark or passing the last good gravel bar and sleeping on an uncomfortable rock ledge.

Actually, we have been on the Current before.  Many times.   But it was a long, long time ago and we weren't scouting campsites for a bunch of middle aged men.

Two Future RRCC Members on the

Lower Current River - Summer 1978

We also weren't drinking beer, which is the real key to river planning and is something the Coop has plenty of.    So see you next Thursday if you can make it.  We'll also try to get a first rough head-count and talk about travel plans.

Hoeing Down

The Mystery Blogger made a good point last week:  everyone should be able to get in on the music on these trips.  That's always been the policy, we just haven't made it very easy for others to learn the songs or join in.  So it's time to get organized and change that.

We are hereby announcing the grand opening of the RRCC Dynamic Digital Songlist.  We will post a permanent link to a separate web site where we will collect all of our songs, both current and in progress.    It will be oar-ganic - growing as we learn new songs and with links to the words, chords and an audio sample of each.  

Here it is so far:  RRCCSongList

No more excuses.  You have plenty of time to practice because the canoe trip is exactly one month away.  We won't be able to get all of the lyrics and chords up at once, but if you're learning them faster than we can upload them....well, we'll be in pretty good shape then won't we.

And don't worry if you don't play an instrument.  If you just learn the lyrics to half these songs you will be contributing far more than than some drunk guy with a guitar (not directed at anyone in particular). 

-  The Soy Bomber

Ok, we're back and have readjusted the stern seat, wiped down the keyboard and are looking forward to watching the countdown clock hit the one month mark. 

Josh, thank you for your excellent contributions.  But I really hope that wasn't you who ate the opossum breast sandwich in the breakroom fridge - it was clearly dated and marked with my initials.

I will also use my initials - "S.B." - on all future posts so you will know it is me, The Soy Bomber, and to distinguish myself from Josh who hopefully will identify himself similarly and contribute often. 

Do Y'all Take Requests?

Of all the great aspects of the trips, I think my favorite is the music in the evenings. We've got so many truly talented musicians with incredible taste in music, and it's really amazing to sit around and listen.

But at the same time it's also a source of some tension, since those of us with no, say, musical talent of any kind, are left to wonder if we're just pissing everyone off when we only sing the parts we know, off key and out of tune, to boot.


To that end, I'd like to nominate a couple of explicitly riverine songs to add to the repertoire, both by the late John Hartford, a man who knew a thing or two about hanging out. Best of all he sang in a baritone, often monotone, and more or less changed the tunes every time he sang, so you can't really go too wrong.


I remember seeing him perform Skipping in the Mississippi Dew on TV when I was a wee lad, either on the Smothers Brothers or maybe Flip Wilson. I immediately thought it was the coolest thing ever.





 The way the beat mimics the sound of stern wheel pounding against the surface of the water, and the escapism of it all, just seems like a perfect option. And if we do that one, then there's another, probably too hard for our banjo picking skills, but kind an an ode to an old river man that also is just about perfect for our idiom.

"Paddle Placement and Turn Initiation"

The RRCC has never placed a huge premium on actual canoeing skills, whether as a membership requirement, or a developmental goal for longtime participants.

As long as everything is tied down, then the sheer enjoyment of seeing your colleagues plowing headlong into a mudbank on a sharp turn (Sorry Kirly, that one was on me), or maybe taking a bit too casually a fallen tree extending halfway across a mild riffle (Thanks for building me that fire, guys), a mishap has always been seen as its own reward and well worth the mild inconvenience. That's why they invented dry-bags, and why we own so many of them.

But to every thing, turn, J-stroke, turn, there is a season, and the time has come for some goal-setting on canoe skills.

To that end, and for your visual delectation, here is the great Marc Ornstein's performance in the Freestyle Canoeing Mid-West Regionals. The Deadspin sports website's viewing instructions cannot be improved upon.:

"Skip to 1:20, turn the volume up to a sufficient, yet not
excessive level, and watch Marc Ornstein's canoe glide across
the lake like a waterborne gazelle on a half-dose of Ambien.

Let the tender majesty that is freestyle canoeing
guide you into the warm night."

Eyegasm.

Blog Headquarters

Well it's taken a few days, but I've now settled into my stern seat here at the RRCC blog's gleaming headquarters in downtown Nashville. The facility is perched high above the city in the space vacated by the rotating Polaris restaurant, and clad suitably enough in aluminum lovingly salvaged from abandoned Grumman canoes.

RRCC Blog HQ

 
Previously I'd had no idea what a professional operation our leader had cooked up to keep this blog functioning at such a frenetic pace. But with his ostensibly busy work schedule and the additional hours he puts in monitoring the region's USGS river gauges as well as his budding career in Naval Engineering, I knew there had to be a secret. Still, I never imagined all this.

Once the disarmingly friendly receptionist had shown me to my temporary offices, I took a few minutes to familiarize myself with my surroundings.

There's a fully stocked kitchen with beef jerky (both regular AND teriyaki), cases of Pringles, bowls of squirrel fritters, and endless shelves of smoked herring and whole walls made of bricks of Kerry Gold cheese.

The fridge was stocked with fresh huckleberries and three bushels of raw collard greens.

The team of interns generously offered me a snack to go with my mid-morning smoke break, but I thought I'd better press on with the tour.

As I familiarized myself with the facilities I was not surprised to see some photographs by RRCC legends adorning the walls. A John Guider shot of a triumphant crayfish was prominently positioned at the entrance to the Dickel-sponsored whiskey tasting area:

Guider's Crawdad

And of course there was a highly evocative Bob Delevante shot from the Duck River:

Bow-plate Special

And I was by no means surprised to see a vintage framed map of Buffalo River access points on the wall:

But, as the rotating floor rounded the turn into the John Graves Alcove I was greeted by an unexpected sight, a world-class collection of Tennessee Valley river mussels on display:

A munificent monument to malacology, but alas also a probable violation of Tennessee State Law:

http://www.tn.gov/twra/fish/mussels/musreg08.pdf

and I quote:
"License Requirement - No person, firm, or corporation shall take, buy, sell, barter, or possess mussels taken from Tennessee waters (alive or dead) that are not of the species and sizes listed above. No person, firm, or corporation shall be in possession of non-processed freshwater mussels unless they have in their possession the required commercial musseling license, wholesale mussel dealer license, or pearl culturing license."

Luckily, with most of the TDEC's staff having either been laid off, or downsized through attrition, I feel we are at relatively low risk of prosecution. 

All in all it was a fantastic day, and I'll be reporting back soon.