Ok, we're back and have readjusted the stern seat, wiped down the keyboard and are looking forward to watching the countdown clock hit the one month mark. 

Josh, thank you for your excellent contributions.  But I really hope that wasn't you who ate the opossum breast sandwich in the breakroom fridge - it was clearly dated and marked with my initials.

I will also use my initials - "S.B." - on all future posts so you will know it is me, The Soy Bomber, and to distinguish myself from Josh who hopefully will identify himself similarly and contribute often.