It's March, so we can now start talking about the river.
First, the rules. The Current River is part of the Ozark National Scenic Riverway which means we will have to modify some of our plans to comply with federal regulations.
Specifically, according to the 2009 Superintendent's Compendium, at page 10, we cannot legally do Jell-O shots until after Van Buren Gap:
Mark your maps.